Coach Scott is the “De Facto” Emcee of SLZE Sports.  This Florida State Seminole originially hails from the sunny beaches of South Florida. Scotty is a die hard fan of FSU Athletics, as a Seminole Booster & Football Season Ticket Holder. He also loves the only team to ever have a truly undefeated NFL season, those fish playing baseball (though he could do withouth their new logo), and Annie.  If you remember one thing, it should be “Zo Knows......... NOTHING!”

Sweet Lou is the voice of reason on SLZE Sports. Or more accurately, he usually has to serve as referee when the "debates" between Zo and Coach Scott dissolve into schoolyard squabbles. An alumnus of Syracuse University’s #1 rated Newhouse Communications school, there is no team Sweet Lou loves more than his Orange hoops team. Born in Cooperstown, NY with a love for baseball, Lou is a lifelong Dodgers fan. He’s adopted the hometown Nationals and is a Nats season ticket holder. Finally, every fall Sunday finds Lou singing "Fly, Eagles, Fly" as he roots on Philly’s finest football team.

Zo is the head doofus of SLZE Sports. He is never wrong and will fight to the bitter end to tell you the sky is Burgundy and Gold.  A proud alum of the Florida A&M University, he only wishes he played the tuba.  The consummate professional, Zo is the man to go to if you need someone to be late, Wonky, or join the MLE!  Zo permanently gets SLZE Sport’s “Vote of Confidence.”

Evan is a HUGE sports fan, especially if you’re talking long distance running, Blernsball, or Sumo Suit Athletics!  During the show, he enjoys playing with the buttons and knobs.  Basically, he makes the three doofuses of SLZE Sports sound good!  He’s well traveled, likes long walks on the beach, and ladies... he’s single!