Hailing from Huntingtown, Maryland, Bruno went to Salisbury University. However, instead of studying, he spent time doing 7 round rough drafts during film class, aspiring to work for Mel Kiper, Jr. His belief is that it failed since he was better at mocking then Kiper, but not as dreamy as Todd McShay. You’ll find bruno waiving his terrible towel, yelling at Camden Yards, or participating in NFL Drafts. But, if you mention that baltimore football team or incorrect sports facts, you’re dead to him!